Albert's Turkey (Albuquerque)
Began 27.May.2024
Sunday, April 5, 2026
Russian Easter Song
Easter
which, with their 2nd number, a Howlin' Wolf cover, convey the wonderfully erotic side of Easter's traditional celebration of fecundity.
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Oh, well. You can hear it in these guy's voices.
🎉🎊🐇🎊🎉 Happy Easter
Thursday, April 2, 2026
Lucy Jones, seismologist
Dr. Hawk & MAID
It, the MAID kit, came in this black bag. It would've been nice to have a raven and the word Nevermore on it. Dr. Hawke said he had directed them to use a blue bag.
Here's the "kit."
The coded entry releases the steel cable.
Inside is a single bottle containing a blend of morphine, phenobarbitol & something specific to stop the heart, a relatively indefatigable organ.
To obviate any possibility of trouble, we settled on rectal delivery. You'd uh thunk I'd uh gotten details, but Hawk said it's actually his preferred method. The "usual" way is to create a solution and drink it. But everyone says it tastes terrible.
I'm not planning to use it soon; just like to be prepared.
Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
Spring Hath Thprung
Spring hath Sprung
The giant locust tree in the front yard of the neighbors behind us signals the changing seasons. In October it still had a little green (from the kitchen window).
Don't u wish u were this cute?













